Mrs. Dear Leader herself puts down gold medal winner Gabby Douglas

Olympian gymnastics gold medal winner Gabby Douglas received correction on Jay Leno from no less than Mrs. Dear Leader herself !

Her crime ? Eating an Egg McMuffin while over in London !

Unchecked, this rebellious girl could set back Moochelle's dietary plans to control ..... guide us all into conforming to her definitions of proper diet. This must not be allowed !

Careful Gabby.....or else Ms. Dear Leader may require you to forfeit your medals to his re-election campaign.

Obama puts himself in the same class as Mandela.

Actually he's not that far off. Mandela's os also a marxist and a racist. And he also bitched and complained all day and let others support him. So in other words, he was a liberal!

Going Down!

Obama's approval rating has hit the lowest level ever in CBS News polling, according to the latest CBS News/New York Times survey. The drop may be partially attributable to rising gas prices. Just 41 percent of Americans approve of the job Mr. Obama is doing as president, according to the poll, conducted from March 7 to 11. Another 47 percent disapprove of his performance, up from 41 percent last month. Mr. Obama's approval rating was 50 percent last month. The average U.S. price of a gallon of gasoline has jumped . Obama is  the loser.

But thank you  American voters. I hope you will correct this mistake in November.

Did you all hear this one?

Michelle Obama defended Let’s Move!, her anti-obesity program, in an interview released Monday. The first lady was asked to respond to critics of the program, who say the government should not be telling people how to eat–by Topanga Sena, age 11, a reporter for Scholastic News in Florida.

TOPANGA SENA: How do you respond to critics who say the government should not be telling people how to eat or to stay active?
MICHELLE OBAMA: You know, that’s absolutely right—and Let’s Move! doesn’t do that. Let’s Move! is not about having government telling people what to do, because government doesn’t have all the answers. I mean, a problem that’s this big and affects so many people requires everyone to step up. So we’re asking everyone to do their part. Parents have to make some changes at home, but they need the information to be able to make those choices. And they have to have access to affordable foods in their communities—fresh and healthy foods, right? We need government to do its part, but we need businesses to do their part, as well.

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And that's why, Little Girl, schools are inspecting the lunches kids bring from home. That's why schools are taking away home-prepared lunches and replacing them with healthy, wholesome chicken nuggets, and that's why we have Gov't officials on camera stating that "parents don't always know what's best for their children. Oh, they may think they do, but they don't."

That's why, Little Girl, when she gave you that bullshit answer, you should've jacked her ass up and asked her if she thought you were fucking stupid or what.
That's why you should've asked just where in the hell does it say anywhere that the fucking government has any authority to tell us what we can or can't eat?

Grow some balls, Little Girl, and you'll go far. If you don't, you'll end up working for CNN or one of those other pussy stations..