Why People Hate Obama!

Conservatives hate Obama because they believe anything and everything he says is lies..
Liberals hate him because of the lies he told them about what democratic principles he would respect.
Democrats love him because they find his eloquence charming and they don't read thoroughly about the policies that Obama is implementing,
 Progressives LOVE HIM because they don’t care about the Lies..
Libertarians hate him because they hate pretty much everyone who would ask them to compromise about anything, and lets face it they are so stupid that they can’t even make up their own minds.

The correct answer is that, I hate him because He Believes That  Pouring Water up a Terrorist's Nose Is Worse than Sawing of the Head of an American Soldier.